This Ain't Your Daddy's Corn Planter




This is where I was a few minutes ago. Merging hay while Son #4 chopped. I am writing this with tractor dirt on my feet and pieces of hay in my hair.

I want to show you how we plant corn. Like the title says, This Ain't Your Daddy's Corn Planter.

I will do my best to be as correct as I can. Normally, I have Farmer proof when I'm getting all farmy to make sure it's correct, but he's out in the fields and probably won't be in before the midnight hour.

This first picture is the corn planter. It is a 12 row planter - meaning we plant twelve rows at a time. The yellow boxes are for the seed and the large tank in the middle holds the fertilizer.


I tried to get a picture with all the screens and controls but couldn't get it all to fit into the frame. This is on the right hand side of the steering wheel. Son #2 has to pay attention to these and more and regulate, correlate and just plain ate it all!


This picture is taken a little bit off to the side of the previous picture. These controls are all alongside my son's right arm.


This is my son's I pad that is connected to other monitors in the tractor. The information for these screens comes from a GPS system. On this screen is a field that has been planted. The different colors show the different pressures that were used to plant that particular spot (this is a very simple explanation of a complex issue.)


This next picture shows all kind of stuff and I can't remember what exactly, but I think it has to do with the corn planter and how much corn and spacing and etc.


This monitor is for the tractor not the planter and it shows information concerning the way the tractor works.


The tractor and corn planter was parked and this monitor showed information about the corn planter and field. I think the red rectangles represent the seed boxes. They are red because there has not been corn planted there. If corn had already been planted the boxes would have been another color to show that corn was already in the ground. This is all GPS driven. When corn is planted it is marked and the information is sent back from satellites to all these monitors - how much, how deep and etc.


These levers and the screen have to do with the tractor and the hydraulic lifts and who knows what - all tractor.


These gauges are connected to air that regulates part of the corn planter. There are wheels that pack down or cover the corn once it's been cut into the ground and the hydraulics lift or press down the wheels to cover the corn properly.


This is the view out the back window of the tractor. The black box has something to do with the air hydraulics and the yellow tank holds fertilizer.


The cool fire truck is what we use to haul water to the fields.



The hose is adding water to the fertilizer tank.


This is the stack of books Son #2 has to consult and know in order to run this high tech machine.


So as you can see, it's a different world for Farmers today. And most of us don't realize this is all a vital step in milk production. When you drink that glass of milk remember all this technology that planted the corn that fed the cows that gave the milk.

P.S. This is by no means 100% technically correct. By the time Farmer gets around to reading this and correcting anything that needs it, there will be snow on the ground and no one will care anymore.


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