Example: I’m looking forward to going out to do pregnancy checks in this weather.
Why in the world do some people choose to go out and play in this?? I think there’s been a frozen pipe somewhere in their brain.
10 Reasons Why it isn’t Fun to Work in this Weather
1. There aren’t enough layers to keep you warm and to be able to move in a way to do your job.
2. Ink pens freeze up while marking charts.
3. Frozen fingers even in gloves quit working and can’t hold the previous mentioned frozen pens.
4. You carry several ink pens/pencils/writing utensils because if you drop one you don’t want to risk losing the smidgen of warmth that is keeping your fingers alive by taking off your gloves to pick it up.
5. Wearing glasses with a scarf tied around your face puts you in a foggy land where you can’t read the cow numbers.
6. Frozen poop isn’t easy to walk in – twisted ankles are on tap.
7. You limit your coffee intake because it’s a total workout getting all the layers off just so you can go pee.
8. Kleenex falls apart in the freezing weather which really doesn’t matter because your fingers are too cold to make them work.
9. Frozen nostrils look like a salt rimmed margarita glasses.
10. The more frozen your face gets, the harder it is to shout out numbers.
So, yes. I am looking forward to this morning’s work is a perfect example of sarcasm.
